'Ello summer time. How are you? Humid. That is the answer.
It is probably quite pointless to announce that I am working on campus over the summer, due to the fact that my two followers already know that. I am popular.
There was an earthquake here a few days ago. Apparently it registered 2.9 on the richter scale. I didn't feel it, and neither did my work crew. Other people did. I can only conclude that, due to the fact that we were working in naugle and pushing furniture around, Naugle is magical. It is a masterful earthquake resistant structure. Now, granted, the floors don't have water fountains, and the bathrooms are segregating forces. And sure, the paint in the stairwells that was meant to cover up the positively outlandish colors that I can only conclude were on a desperately low priced sale, have begun to break through. And yes, the fan was pulling 90 degree air into the building while the air conditioning units in each room hummed and thumped hopelessly, trying to cool the air to levels that didn't sear the esophagus. And yes, the carpet that they installed in 2' by 2' squares less than a year ago is already coming up. But darn it, I felt no shaking. Now, I may have been manhandling a stubborn bunkbed or molesting a dresser into moving at the time, which may account for something. MAYBE. I think it is far more likely that Naugle is a masterful feat of Pennsylvania engineering, and is really the gateway to a superhero lair. And Dave is Batman, Kent is Robin. Prove me wrong.
Anyways, I'm kinda sad to have not actually experienced that. I was here, though, so that's something. Not really.
It's been humid for about a solid week. There have been severe thunderstorms multiple times in the past few days. HARK! I heard a rumble...
UM, what on EARTH are the boys in the room above mine DOING at 1 in the AM? Sounds like a freaking dance party... they need to stop. Actually, I'm so tired, I could probably sleep through it.
You know what? This is ridiculous. It's late, and there is no reason for me to be awake. Goodnight.
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Wow. I don't think I've ever heard (or read) "molesting" and "dresser" in the same sentence...
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